Isn’t he lucky, to be able to buy these for Me AND see them on cam while he pays Me AGAIN?
It’s a vicious, voracious circle…
I want an empty wish list tonight.
I want to talk about spoilage and sloth.
I want to embody those delectable, drippy, sweet things today.
I’m curled up on My sofa with cramps and a tiny hangover, shopping Amazon and lingerie shops. I feel like being babied and getting what I want.
I want to talk about My oft-neglected wish lists. I’ve just updated each one, cleaning out the old and adding new. However, I’ve noticed that you miserable jerk-offs have been taking My gifts of fetish and beauty – and not showing Me the appreciation I deserve. How unbelievably gracious of Me! How disgustingly typical of you. As your parents have failed you in the most devastating way, you do not even understand the proper way to praise and worship your idyllic Queen without strict training. It’s shameful, and you should have your face to the floor right now, wallowing in remorse and self-hatred. Ugh. Gross.
So, I will remind you hairy trolls that good boys become winners in the game of Leaping Losers. Those who obey, show respect, and take their training like trusting sheep are guided to the green pastures and blessed with deeper training. Those who cannot follow instructions will be abandoned. My ultimate punishment upon you is the curse of eternal coldness. I will never speak to you again. A more merciful sentence is to grant you release from the silence only upon payment of a hefty forgiveness fee. I’m simply too damned NICE, geez!
Gee, this all sounds so familiar… like I’ve written it and seen versions of it written before…
Here is the link to My plethora of neatly-organized wish lists. The titles are self-explanatory, dummy:
Shoot Shots
I had My slave james over yesterday, and I shot several killer clips. Then, I made him take some pictures of Me in this cute little bikini.
Keep checking My clips store for the human ashtray, spitting, strapon training, face slapping, masturbation-inducing videos – and buy them all!
FetishCon 2011 – experience
This will be a quick, stream-of consciousness roundup…..
As My FetCon-Faves list knows, I had zero time to set up the Skype feed in the room. I did, however, take a boatload of behind-the-scenes photos and some crazy videos that I will be sending them privately ASAP. I like to reward good pets.
All I can say about FC is, “wow.” I felt like I was in My new home or like a Freshman in college who’s had a sheltered life.
I learned a lot about Myself, and I learned some about others.
I met Meggerz, Mz Sexy Flex, Shauna Ryanne, Troy from Kinkbomb, Ceara Lynch, Monique Stranger, Goddess XTC, Goddess Tierra, Space City Soles, Baun Fire, slave andy, Mistress Caia, Michael from FootFetishTube – who is My new crush, by the way, and I’d grab that one up in a heartbeat in another life if I’d never met My perfect boyfriend – and so many others. Let Me just say that all of these ladies are just as beautiful in person as they are online! I shot some killer video with Meggerz, Mz Flex, and Shauna, including some drunken hallway group-trampling of a random Floridian! I also want to tell you all that Jason Ninja of BrattyFootGirls.com is, without exaggeration, My new best friend. If you haven’t checked out his clips store, you will now. This man can take some brutal trampling and keep on going as an unmatched professional. The reason I didn’t get to spend more time on the expo floor, chatting with new friends, and even opening My laptop once, was that I was shooting practically the entire time! I have definitely made a planning list for how I can get even more out of My next experience at the Convention. Step one: Don’t pack so much shit! Step two: Don’t get so wasted after the meet-and-greet, or I won’t remember anything until I see photos of My drunk ass having My feet sucked by two sexy Aussie men, on the Internet!
I’ve been tagged in a few photos from others, boys, so you do have something to jerk off to even if you’re not on My faves list. Check Twitter and LJ.
Before I forget, I want to publicly thank the FetishCon organizers for handling a mishap that happened on the last night – it involved ballkicking on an x-cross and having a clothespin-laced slave mouth accidentally crash into My beautiful face! These gentlemen assured Me that the way I was treated afterward by a bad FC rent-a-cop would “NEVER happen again.” Don’t get Me started on the Hyatt Regency and their failure to provide basic – and paid-for – service to our room and their refusal to locate a simple bandage or ice until 30 minutes after the Devil Princess started bleeding. Yeesh! I was a trooper, though, and took My cute bandaid-face to the pool to have My feet licked and worshiped for the 10,000th time that weekend. I haven’t even mentioned the double footworship I received from a drop-dead sexy Woman and Her equally hot boyfriend, just to cheer Me up. No one could feel sorry for Me after that!!!
*SIGH* I could go on and on….
But what’s next? What’s next is a renewed Sarah. I’m tired of slacking and not expressing My talents as fully as I’d like. Fetcon was the spark I needed to take over the world, and already I’ve been actually answering Yahoo messages and using boys properly instead of completely ignoring them. I’ve got you crawling up My leg and begging to serve, and I’m less inclined to just shake you off. I learned so much from other fetish producers, including the parts of My work I would like to improve. I love honest and thoughtful feedback, and you boys just can’t give Me that like a down-to-earth fellow clip producer can. I’m eating it up and spitting it out, all to the benefit of My bank account and your jerk-off experience.
…and now it’s time to bang out two custom clips and film these stiletto claw nails before I have them changed to something more manageable. My Boyfriend loves the way they tickle His big, fat cock. Just sayin’. Keep dreaming.
FetishCon 2011
http://sarahdiavola.chipin.com/fetishcon
I’m going to FetCon, you leaky cunts.
Any worthless pieces of shit who CLAIM to be My “biggest fan” will immediately lay cash at My feet for this event.
I want My hotel stay PAID.
I want My flight PAID.
I want latex outfits from Etsy IMMEDIATELY PAID, because they take a couple of weeks to arrive.
I want peripherals, such as entertainment, dining, toys, and other fun, PAID.
Don’t you dare contact Me or even write My NAME down, anywhere, without honoring My desire. In the future, when you try to crawl up My leg on Yahoo or wherever, I will ask if you contributed to My FetCon trip. I will immediately block you when I find out you didn’t.
yOU GET WHAT yOU PAY FOR.
PAYPAL: Sweetsexy.sarah@yahoo.com
GREENDOT: Sweetsexy.sarah@yahoo.com
WESTERN UNION
SERVE.COM
CLIPVIA
KINKBOMB
Every obedient pup who successfully contributes to My FetCon event will receive a PRIVATE Skype hookup to My hotel room. I will provide exclusive behind-the-scenes photos to those who have earned them, and will not be posting ANY photos from My adventures publicly. It will be difficult to abstain, but I refuse to reward failure. DO NOT expect to see a single photo from this event posted on My Twitter.
THIS!!!
THIS is why you read My tweets about how miserably useless and STUPID MOST OF yOU ARE.
THIS is why it is so difficult to get a Domme to take ANY of you seriously on Yahoo and chats.
THIS IS WHAT WE ALL HATE, and it’s such a deep-rooted personality problem for those who do it – that it is useless to try to reform.
This is INNATE STUPIDITY. Well, it’s part pure stupidity and part blind selfish nonsense.
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arkijan50
hello princess sarah
sweetsexy.sarah
PLEASE get to the point.
arkijan50
ok my goddess
i had had a dream
sweetsexy.sarah
omg that is amazing.
-_-
arkijan50
my goddess
i wanna serve you so much
and that dream is about that
can i describe it
pls
sweetsexy.sarah
describe.
arkijan50
my goddess
i wanna prove myself to you so much,so i dream about a test
and it is like that
i am begging you for at least 3 pair of used socks,but there can be more than 3.,actually one pair will be yours,and the other pairs can belong to your mom or sister or cousin or anyone else you want.then when i receive the socks,i won’t know which pair is yours,so i will try to guess your divine scent.if i can,i think i will prove myself a lit bit to you as your slave,can that be possible for me?
goddess sarah,i am begging you for that dream
pls
sweetsexy.sarah
haha.
what would a slave’s life be like for you?
that is, what do I benefit from taking you on?
because that’s all that matters
arkijan50
my goddes
pls
i really need to smell your divine scent once
i have been following you for long
and now
i understood i must serve you
pls
sweetsexy.sarah
ha.
you are not answering My question.
you will pay for each and every privilege and assignment you get, under My rule
arkijan50
my goddess,i am sure because you deserve all my hard earned cahs more than me with your divine beauty
i have been dreaming about to lay my cash to under your feet
pls
let me to live that test and serve you
pls
sweetsexy.sarah
send $100 to My paypal and I will send you a test of your love
and if you fail, you will be punished
if you succeed, I will give you another assignment
arkijan50
my goddess,pls
have mercy to me
can’t i live that test?
pls
sweetsexy.sarah
it is clear that you do not understand My words. goodbye.
arkijan50
ohhhhhh
my goddess
pls
let me a chance
i have been waiting for that
pls
i only hope to serve you and maybe your mom
pls
Note: This person is repeating the same thing over and over, and ignoring My attempts to make it HAPPEN. he refuses to get past telling Me his fantasy, even while I am explaining that I’d be happy to send him My nasty socks.
Do you work for free?
Only if you’re sending your paychecks to Me. But otherwise, no you don’t. Why should I?
This person wanted either 1) a personalized package of My belongings, which I of course charge for, and did not want to pay – although he did not even get past his blatherings to say “oh I can’t pay…” and instead just ignored My every word, continuing into his own little fantasy as if I wasn’t even there – or 2) to jerk off to My words and the process of confession – again, completely for free.
So no, I’m not pissed that I didn’t receive a teeny tiny little $100. I’m pissed that this person had no intention of following through on his own, self-proclaimed fantasy, but insisted that I sit here and listen to it for free.
I’m not even pissed, actually – I’m posting this so you people can see how ridiculous this part of business can be, so you can see that people try to jerk Me around on a daily basis, so you can see that I will not have My time wasted.
I’m sorry that you’re new here and don’t have a clue yet, but that apology is purely cuteness. I’m not sorry – learn what the store sells before you walk in and start grabbing shit off the shelves, you retards.
Bikini Season! *ASSIGNMENT*
http://www.beachbunnyswimwear.com/collection/package.cfm?id=658&c=248&rc=73
you all know that I bust out of My teeny tiny little bikinis, now that I’m 3 cup sizes bigger than I was last summer!
Yes, of course I’m making videos of Me stretching a bikini top to its absolute limits over My big, bulbous breasts.
However, you are going to continue to show your love and appreciation for Me by restocking My bikini collection!
The happiest puppies will be sending Me gift certificates to BeachBunnySwimwear.com – and the ones who will get the best pat on the head will make sure those gift cards are at least $200, so I can buy an entire swimsuit – not just the top, so cheap-os need not even attempt this order.
Be good to your Goddess. Words are free and useless. I love money, and I love wearing $300 bikinis that I didn’t pay for.
http://www.beachbunnyswimwear.com/collection/package.cfm?id=658&c=248&rc=73
